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nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

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kushandwizdom:

dicklover3000:

boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and im probably laughing during it and eating macaroni 

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Don’t look at me. I do what he does, just slower.

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majortvjunkie:

how may I help you today? we have a sale on men’s cardigans perfect for the fall weather

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illumahottie:

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itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

LOOK. this shit is IT.

g o o o o o o d b y e

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buckycaps:

This is it, boys, this is war - what are we waiting for?

 #forever disappointed this scene was cut #and we couldn’t see the cocky young kid from brooklyn being torn apart by war and facing his own death

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magadoodle14:

So my mom sent me a picture of this advertisement today, and I laughed hysterically, because that is probably the best unintentional use of a Fall Out Boy lyric ever, and it’s absolutely perfect.

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unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

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Don’t ever get initimdated by messaging people on tumblr. Behind that blog is someone with a bad posture and crumbs all over their lap laughing at a picture of a horse in pyjamas

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