have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
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*sprints for 40 miles*
*squat thrusts through a brick wall*
*ascends to a higher plane of existence*
DONT DO THE 24 HOUR EVENTS THEY WILL LITERALLY KILL U
I HAD AN EIGHT HOUR LONG BIRTHDAY PARTY AND IT WAS AWFUL
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom